Before I came to college I wish I had known:

That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, 
I'd sleep through it anyway.

That I could change so much and barely realize it.

That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.

That college kids throw airplanes too.

That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are 
so dressed up.

That every clock on campus shows a different time.

That if you were smart in high school, so what?

That I would go to a party the night before a final.

That I could sleep until 12:55 and still make my 1:00 class.

That my best friend is the worst roommate.

That you can know everything and fail a test.

That you can know nothing and ace a test. (I know a bunch of 
us are testimony to this one!)

That I would never watch the news, and I would be totally out 
of touch with the world  happenings.

That Home is a great place to visit, But I wouldn't want to 
live there.

That the more money your parents give you, the less you have 
every time you check your account!!

That parties get old, and sometimes you just want to kick 
back and watch a movie.

That most of my education would be obtained outside of class.

That friendship is more than getting drunk together, but I met 
most of my friends through drinking.

That I would be one of those people that my parents warned me 
about.

The free food served until 10 is gone at 9:50.

That you could be totally broke, but still have enough to go 
to a bar!

That I would go home every weekend my Freshman year.

That I would laugh at all the Freshman going home every weekend 
my Senior year.

That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.

That Psychology is really Biology.

That biology is really Chemistry, that Chemistry is really 
Physics and that Physics is really Math.

That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few 
years.

That it's possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by
friends.

That friends are what makes this place worthwhile!

Don't be dismayed at good-byes,  A farewell is necessary before 
we can meet again, and meeting again, after moments or a lifetime, 
is certain for those who are friends.  Forward this to your 
friends because without friends, there isn't anything.